Funny Biology Valentine’s Day Puns

  1. You’re My Type O, Positive Love
  2. Be My Valen-spine: You Backbone Me Up
  3. Our Chemistry is Organic
  4. You Must Be a Red Blood Cell Because You Oxygenate My Heart
  5. I’m Stuck on You Like a Barnacle
  6. Will You Be the Watson to My Crick?
  7. You’re My Perfect Match: Let’s Make Some DNA
  8. I’ve Got My Ion You, Valentine
  9. Let’s Stick Together Like Chromosomes
  10. You Make My Dopamine Levels All Squirrely
  11. Are we a compound? Because I feel a strong bond between us
  12. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te
  13. I wish I were adenine so I could get paired with U
  14. You’re like a neuron, you’ve got a lot of potential
  15. Our love could form the most stable covalent bond