Funny Ghost Puns

  1. I’m feeling boo-tiful today!
  2. Why do ghosts make great cheerleaders? They’ve got a lot of spirit!
  3. Ghosts love to listen to soul music.
  4. You’re so ghostly, you’ve got people shaking in their boots!
  5. Did you hear about the ghost who won the lottery? He was rolling in the boo-kus!
  6. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them!
  7. Ghosts always make sure to get plenty of rest in peace.
  8. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of street? A dead end.
  9. Ghosts are terrible at math—they can’t handle any boo-lean algebra.
  10. A ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!

All Ghost Puns (By Category)