Funny Ghost Halloween Puns

  1. Why do ghosts love Halloween? It’s their favorite time to boo-gie down!
  2. What do you call a ghost’s true love? Their ghoul-friend.
  3. How do ghosts keep fit on Halloween? They do dead-lifts!
  4. Why are ghosts so bad at trick-or-treating? They can’t handle all the boo-ritos.
  5. A ghost’s favorite Halloween candy? Boo-bble gum!
  6. Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Boo-tiques!
  7. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear on Halloween? Mas-scare-a!
  8. Why did the ghost get a job at the haunted house? He wanted to raise some spirits!
  9. How do ghosts send letters on Halloween? By using the ghost office!
  10. What’s a ghost’s favorite game on Halloween? Hide and shriek!

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